今天是滑雪季的最后一天 Today is the last day of the ski season,
明年我们会配备新的升降设备 and next year we're gonna get a new lift
屁股底下有加热器的 with heating for...for the butt.
欢迎 Welcome!
欢迎您 切科夫先生 Welcome, Mr. Chekov.
欢迎来到未来世界 Welcome to the future.
谢谢 Thank you.
你的生意伙伴做了巨大承诺 Your business partner Knaupp here makes big promises.
我现在想亲眼看看 Now I will see.
好的 我们现在遇到了气候变化问题 Okay, so we have this problem with the fucking climate change.
每年都在变暖 Every year it's warmer,
所以 滑雪季结束的很快 so we can forget about the skiing soon.
这就像阿拉伯人产不出石油一样 You know, like Arabs running out of oil.
那么我们该怎么办呢？ Then what do we do?
给滑雪板装上轮子就行了 Make skis with wheels.
太幽默了 哈哈哈 Big laugh. Ha ha ha!
现在我要带你看看我创造的的奇迹 But now I will show you the miracle I have created.
只要按下按钮 就能造出我们自己的雪 A way to make our own snow with the push of a button.
我们称之为“下雪母鸡” It's called Solanum Plus 10.
即使环境很温暖 仍然可以造雪 You know, it can make snow even when it's very, very warm.
告诉我 这是真的雪吗？ So tell me, does it make green snow?
切科夫先生 请远离机器 Mr. Chekov, step away from the Solanum.
是白雪 白雪 和平常看到的一样 White snow, white snow. It's normal.
切科夫先生！ - Mr. Chekov! - Sapperlot.
切科夫先生！切科夫先生！ Mr. Chekov! Mr. Chekov!
你没事吧？ Is he all right?
那我做个快速演示就结束 All right. I will try to make the presentation quick.
弗朗兹 Franz.
弗朗兹 他到底怎么了？咱们应该送他去医院
- 你疯了吗？ - 没疯 但...
闭嘴！我不在乎他怎么了
在他答应投资前 都不能让他离开这儿
你明白吗？必须等到他答应投资
片名：《背带短裤丧尸来袭》
没事的 乔什 别像个大姑娘似的 You'll be fine, Josh. Don't be getting all squirrely.
这不是你的第一次 This is not your first time, buddy.
听我说 这是我第一次签公司合同 Let's see. It's my first corporate contract,
第一次和真摄制组拍摄 it's my first time with a real camera crew,
这是我第一次要从直升机上跳下去 and, oh, yeah, my first time jumping out of a fucking helicopter.
好吧 看来这真的是你的第一次 Okay, I guess this is like your first time then.
放松 你能搞定的 Relax, bud. You totally got this.
今天是个大好的滑雪天 This is going to be a hell of a day for snowboarding.
对你来说容易 你是那个了不起的"史蒂夫·奥尔森" That's easy for you to say. You're the Steve Olson.
乔什 我想史蒂夫从没有告诉过你他的第一次跳对吗？ Josh, I suppose Steve never told you about his first jump,
有吗？ did he?
开始 Here we go.
好 你觉得了不起的史蒂夫·奥尔森 Okay, what do you think the Steve Olson
第一次跳直升机会是什么样子？ did on his first jump from an helicopter?
A:尝试了五次才跳下去 A, Take four tries before he dared to jump.
B:喝了三瓶威士忌缓解紧张心情 B, Knock back three shots of whiskey to calm his nerves.
C:需要团队推他下去 Or C, Had to be pushed out by the crew.
我不知道 但我选B Well, I don't know what he did, but I think I'll go with B.
正确答案是D 这三件事都发生了 It's actually D, All of the above.
布兰卡 听到了吗？ Branka, can you read me?
听到了 希尔德 Hilde. Come in, Hilde.
收到 Copy that.
我们大约60秒就到峰顶了 We're almost at the top now. In range in about 60 seconds.
我们都准备好了 We're all set down here.
很快就天黑了 我们只有一次尝试的机会 The light is not going to last, so this is the only shot we got.
- 你和史蒂夫谈过吗？ - 当然 - You talked to Steve? - Absolutely.
你和他说了 如果跳得和上次一样糟 我会对他怎样吗？ You explained what I'll do to him if he pulls another stunt like last time?
要说具体点 你提到过我们有位特邀嘉宾的事儿吗？ In detail. Did you mention our special guest?
要让他明白这对我们双方都很重要 I need him to understand how important this is for both of us.
我知道 我知道 I know, I know!
通话完毕 Over and out.
谢谢你的耐心 切科夫先生 再一会儿就好了 Thank you for your patience, Mr. Chekov. Just another moment.
我们很快就结束了 到时就送你到医院去 好吗？ We are almost done, then we get you to the hospital, okay?
伙计 下面情况不太好啊 Man, it's sketchy down there. Too many rocks.
- 太多岩石了 - 没事的 兄弟 继续 You'll be okay. Just thread the needle, buddy.
我好了 I'm cool.
小心第一步 山很陡 Watch that first step. It's a doozy.
我几乎能从这里看到我家房子 I can almost see my house from here,
我家在哥本哈根（丹麦首都） and I live in fucking Copenhagen.
我能行的！ I got this.
加油！加油！你能行的！ Come on, you got this.
操 这些石头上根本没雪沫子 No powder at all on this rock.
太棒了 伙计！ - Whoo! - Yeah, buddy!
感觉好极了 Well, that was pretty fucking awesome!
现在轮到我们的滑雪"第一人"了 And now for our prima donna.
好了 现在 All right, then.
告诉你男朋友 轮到他跳了 Tell your boyfriend it's his turn. Drop in.
顺便说一下 他们有一个特殊客人在等着你 By the way, they have a special guest waiting to see you.
那我最好全力表现一下 I better pull out all the stops then.
我想不是那意思...我.. I don't think it's like that. I...
别担心 我会大显一番身手的 相信我 Don't worry, I'll give them a hell of a show. Trust me.
史蒂夫！这是工作！ Steve! This is work.
有气流来袭 抓紧！ We're having turbulence. Hurry up.
发生什么事 ？ What's going on?
我们遇到了小股气流 We're facing minor turbulence.
你管这叫小？ You call this minor?
我不管什么气流 I don't care about minor turbulence.
我以为他很强悍的 I thought he's bad ass.
现在跳太危险了.. It's way too dangerous now. If he jumps...
操 这是怎么回事？ What the fuck's wrong?
加油！全力以赴 Come on, pull it together.
布兰卡 史蒂夫在哪里？ Branka, where the hell is Steve?
什么？你看不到他吗？ What? You can't see him?
我们现在看不到他了 We lost sight of Steve.
再说一遍 我们看不见他了 I repeat, we lost sight of Steve.
糟糕 Shit.
我们还要继续拍摄吗？ Do we keep rolling?
我不知道 他不可能... I don't know. He can't just...
操 这是搞毛啊 Fuck... me... sideways.
这够强悍吗？ That bad ass enough for you?
史蒂夫...你见过我们的特邀嘉宾了吗？ Steve, have you met our special guest yet?
这是安娜 能够见到“伟大的”史蒂夫·奥尔森一直是她最大的梦想 This is Anna. It's always been her biggest dream to meet the great Steve Olson.
活生生的史蒂夫 抱歉这样说 In flesh, so to say.
布兰卡？ Branka?
很高兴见到你 小家伙 It's nice to meet you, kid.
我真的很抱歉.. I'm really sorry about the whole...
好了 额 我希望你 ... Okay, well, I hope you...
好 Right.
好了 再见 ！ All right, see you.
蠢 蠢 蠢 Stupid, stupid, stupid.
奥尔森 你个混蛋！刚到底发生了什么？ Olson, you fucking asshole! What the hell just happened?
现在 你马上会看到 阿尔卑斯山旅游业的未来 And now you will see the future of Alpine tourism.
蠢 蠢 蠢 蠢 蠢 蠢.... Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid...
蠢.....！ Stupid!
弗朗兹 这样不行
切科夫先生！ Mr. Chekov.
你没事吧？ Are you okay?
该死的拉链 Fucking zipper.
我要把你阉了
什么事？ Can I help you?
你个混蛋 蠢蛋...
等一下 Hold... that... thought.
我最好接一下 I better take this.
史蒂夫！ Steve!
你毁了我的演示 你这该死的嬉皮 You destroyed my presentation, you fucking hippie.
他麻烦已经够多了 Hey, he's in enough trouble as it is.
- 放过他吧 - 嬉皮？ - Leave him alone. - Hippie?
你能解释一下到底发生了什么事吗？ Can you tell me what the hell happened up there?
弗朗兹！咱们得把他带屋里去
滚下我的山去 你们这群小丑 Get off my mountain, you fucking clowns,
否则我扁你们 before I kick you off.
切科夫先生！切科夫先生！ Herr Chekov, Herr Chekov!
走 走
（放松地 下山点）
现在是派对时间 It's party time!
给他来杯杜松子酒
- 他情况不妙 他会呕吐的！ - 丽塔 给他来杯杜松子酒！
- 就是这样 - 我会把它记在你的账单上
你喝了会感觉好些的 You will be... feel better with this.
也许我们现在可以聊聊投资的事儿了 And maybe now we can talk about the investment.
以后再聊吧 Maybe later.
我知道...我知道 希尔德 但... I know, I know, Hilde, but...
我告诉过他了 他... I told him!
天啊 她大概几岁了？10岁？ Jesus, what was she, like, ten?
我想应该是9岁 Nine, I think.
恭喜恭喜 Congratulations.
赞助商取消了和你们两个之间的协议 The sponsorship contract is canceled for both of you.
对不起 I'm sorry.
是啊 Yeah.
也许我们可以再和他们谈谈 Fuck. Look, maybe we should talk to them.
你以为我刚一直在做什么？ What do you think I was just doing?
我们的座驾飞走了 There goes our ride.
什么？他们不能就这样把我们丢在这里 What? They can't just leave us here.
嘿 嘿 Hey! Hey!
嘿 回来！ Hey, come back!
没事的 Look, it's gonna be all right.
我会解决的 相信我... I'm gonna fix this. Trust me.
别碰我 ！ Don't touch me.
我告诉过你 我请求过你认真点 I asked you, I begged you to be serious.
就一次 不要这么的... Just this one time not to be so...
这么的"你"！ so you.
结束了 史蒂夫 I'm done, Steve.
真的结束了 We're done.
我要去找个房间过夜 你们来吗？ I'm going to find a room for the night. Are you coming?
当然 Yeah, sure
别这样 史蒂夫 没那么糟 Come on, dude, it's not that bad.
我们会再另签赞助商的 We're gonna get a new contract, right?
你女人很急躁.. Well, bitches be cray-cray!
走吗 哥们？ Dude, you coming?
哥们？ Dude.
不要老叫我“哥们”！ Don't dude me!
哥们... Dude.
你要放松一下 Well, hang loose then.
酒店关闭了 The hostel is closed.
雪季结束了 你明白吗？ End of the season, verstehst?
那如果我们要下山去了？ What if we wanna get down to the valley?
下山？缆车也停了 The lift is also closed.
这个派对会办一整夜 This party will be the whole night.
在日出之前没人能下山去 Nobody comes down till the sun comes up.
我们试试踩滑板下山去 Well, I guess we'll have to take our boards then.
不不不不 Nah, nah, nah, nah.
- 什么？为什么？ - 看这儿！ - What? Why? - Look here.
我们在这儿 We are here.
雪到这儿就没了 The slope ends here.
这是村庄 Here is the village.
很多很多公里 很远很远很远.. Many, many kilometers. Very, very far.
这是唯一的路 Here, only bus.
但今天没办法走了 But today no more.
你可以走 但你会冻僵 You can walk, but you will freeze,
你会冻...死的！ and you'll become dead!
不... No!
我不想让你死了 We don't want you to become dead.
你们可以和我在这酒馆度过一夜 You can stay the night here, bei mir, in the tavern.
你们很幸运 You're lucky.
今晚是季末聚会 Tonight is the end of the season party.
明白吗？ Ja?
八点后 这里就半价了 After 8:00, it's all half price.
开个小派对 开个小派对 * Make a little party Make a little party *
真的没有办法回山谷下去吗？ So there's really no way to get down to the valley?
你听到了 我们"会冻死的" You heard her. We'll become dead.
你可以问问弗朗兹 缆车是他的 You can ask Franz, the owner of the ski lift.
他有一辆雪地摩托 He has a snowmobile.
雪地摩托？ Snowmobile?
弗朗兹！ Franz!
闭嘴
不不不 没事的 谢谢 No, no, no, it's fine. Thank you.
所以...你们要怎样？ So, what are you having?
这不是公共汽车站 This is not a bus stop here.
你看到他那样子了吗？
你真的认为能让他签字？
如果不签 我们就完了
你们带来的那个人是谁？
他是一个俄罗斯的投资商
大家都很开心 Everybody feel good!
现在是派对时间 It's party time!
“相信我” "Trust me."
他总是说"相信我" He's always saying, "Trust me."
"相信我 布兰卡" "Trust me, Branka."
我每次都被骗了 And I fall for it every time.
别这样 布兰卡 会没事的 Come on, Branka, it's gonna be all right.
事情很快会好转的 你会看到的 Things will get better soon. You'll see.
肯定不会有比现在这种情况更糟的 Well, they sure as hell can't get any worse.
我知道他让我们失望了 但... I know he let us down, but...
我真的认为他是一个好小伙 I really think he's a good dude.
但我想要的不是一个"小伙子" 而是一个男人 But I don't want a dude. I want a man.
他什么时候会成熟些？ When is he going to grow up?
该死的 乔什 Damn it, Josh.
他总是不知道什么时候该严肃点 He just doesn't know when to quit.
我的美妞 你想跳舞吗？
抱歉？ Excuse me?
你想和我跳舞吗？ You wanna dance with me?
不了 谢谢 No, thank you.
为什么？ Why?
你啥毛病？ What's your problem?
我很擅长跳舞的 I'm a great dancer.
我还擅长很多事情 I'm great with many things.
如果你是和她一起的 你可以到外面等等 If you're with her, you can wait outside.
- 嘿 - 放松 乔什 - Hey! - Relax, Josh.
我不需要骑士相救 这些大麻砖不配 I don't need the cavalry, not for this prick.
你刚叫我什么？ What did you just call me?
我刚只是叫你大麻砖 I just called you a prick.
你知道 吃什么像什么 You know, you are what you eat.
我现在要安静地喝点东西 可以吗？ I am now going to finish my drink in peace, okay?
可以的 Okay.
那就行了 Okeydokey, then.
有时你挺吓人的 Sometimes you can be kinda scary.
看起来他感觉好些了
- 俄罗斯人.. - 他们不会跳舞
是的...
是时候了
我不知道您跳舞这么好 切科夫先生 I didn't know what a great dancer you are, Mr. Chekov.
真高兴看到你感觉好些了 I'm happy you're feeling better now.
咱可以谈生意了吗？ Maybe we can talk a little bit about business now?
不！
有点不对劲 There's some fucked-up critters on this rock.
减价时间！ Happy hour!
减价时间到！所有喝的都半价！ Happy hour time!
妈的 对不起 Oh, shit, I'm sorry.
这什么？ What the fuck?
好造型 Nice rack.
这是最好的一次聚会 Best après ski party ever!
上来 快！
还其他人在上面吗？ Are the others up there?
两个滑雪的 一女一男？ Two snowboarders, a girl and a guy.
你指的是那个好男孩和那个坏女孩？ You mean the nice boy and the bad girl?
是的 Yeah.
没有 No.
我必须找到他们 I have to find them.
他们咬人！
- 史蒂夫？ - 布兰卡！ - Steve? - Branka!
史蒂夫 我们在这儿 ！ Steve, we're in here!
（有人）
你是谁？ Who are you?
我也想问你 I could ask you the same thing.
你把他们引到这儿的吗？ You brought them here?
我没有 No, I didn't.
可能是吧 Maybe I did.
关上门 ！ 关上门 ！ Close the door!
不好！ Scheiße!
史蒂夫 过来！ Steve! Come on!
你们两个在这里干什么？ What the fuck are you two doing in here?
在亲热 你怎么想？ Making out. What do you think?
不 不 我们没有 No, no, we were not.
我知道 这里发生了什么？ Yeah, I fucking know. What happened here?
突然间每个人都疯了 Everything just went nuts all of a sudden.
我们很幸运还活着 We're lucky to be alive.
你们可能抢先一步躲过这灾祸 You might be jumping the gun with the whole "lucky" thing.
我是想告诉你 Look, I just wanted to say, while I'm here,
刚真的很抱歉... I'm really sorry about... you know.
说真的吗？现在？ Seriously? Now?
你们可以小点声吗？ Guys, can you keep it down?
- 我才不要这东西 - 太恶心了！ - I don't fucking want it. - Ugh!
我们快离开这里 Let's get the fuck out of here.
操 Fuck!
大伙儿 Guys.
快上来！ Hurry up! Get up!
快上去 Get your asses up there!
是 Yes, sir.
我来 My turn.
好的 好的 Okay, okay.
关 关 关！
是酒精 把人弄疯了 It's these alcopops. They make people crazy.
夫人 这可比醉酒严重多了 Lady, this is way more than a drinking problem.
再也不是闹着玩了 I'm not being funny, but...
这上面有其他人吗？ is there someone else up here with us?
弗朗兹？ Franz?
出来吧
我告诉过你们滚下山去的 I thought I told you to get off my fucking mountain.
是 但现在要下去可不容易 Yeah, that's a little tricky right now.
你看到下面那些东西了吗？ Those things downstairs, did you see them?
弗朗兹！ Franz.
他们得了狂犬病 变得很狂躁
你们明白吗？狂犬病？
你的意思是狂犬病？也许真是！ You mean rabies? It could be rabies.
闭嘴
没有人知道发生了什么 Nobody knows what happened.
我们当然知道 Of course we know what happened.
这里爆发了僵尸病毒 很明显不是吗？ We're in a zombie epidemic here. Isn't that obvious?
不是狂犬病 也不是酒精 Not rabies, not fucking alcopops.
是僵尸 很多僵尸 Fucking zombies, okay? And lots of them.
什么是僵尸？
就是活着的死人 他们想吃了我们
屁话 一个死人 还想要吃我们
你已经见到过了 You saw them.
打电话求救怎么样？ How about we call for help?
好主意 我知道该给谁打电话 That's a good idea. I know just who to call.
嘿 阿恩 Hey, Arne.
阿恩 Arne...
能告诉我们你刚在聊什么吗？ Care to fill us in on your chat?
我的表弟阿恩 My cousin Arne.
他非常喜欢僵尸片 He's like totally into zombie flicks.
他说什么了？ And what did he say?
怎样杀死他们 How to kill them.
我意思是 这取决于我们身在什么样的僵尸片里 I mean, it really depends on which kind of zombie movie we're in.
都是屁话 This is bullshit.
得找专业人员来处置 Let the professionals deal with it.
咱们需要山下警察 军队的救助 We need actual help from the valley police military.
让我来！ Gib her. Give me that.
如果他们是快速型的僵尸 Well, if they are the fast-infected, virusy kind,
咱们就麻烦大了 we could be in real trouble here.
但他们看起来是缓慢无脑型 你不觉得吗？ But they look more like the slow, brain-dead kind.
是啊 就像我认识的某个人一样 Yeah, just like someone else I know.
哥们 我只是想积极主动地做点事 Dude, I'm just trying to be proactive here.
是啊 通过给你在丹麦的死宅表弟打电话吗？ Yeah, by calling your night-of-the-living loser cousin from fucking Denmark?
这些僵尸会抢在有人到来之前撕了我们 These zombies are going to rip us apart before anybody else shows up.
我们得像查克·诺里斯一样能打才行（美国动作演员） We gotta go Chuck Norris on their asses.
查克·诺里斯？你几岁了 哥们？ Chuck Norris? How old are you, dude?
- 奇怪 - 怎么了？
警察 打不通电话 The police. The line is dead.
病毒可能传播到那儿了 Maybe it has spread?
还没有 Nothing has spread.
电话线死了 The line is dead.
山谷中的人也应该死了 The people in the valley are dead.
也许是信号问题 我们无法确定 Maybe it's the reception. I mean, we don't really know.
信号问题 可能是 可能不是 Oh, the reception. Sometimes yes, sometimes no.
我们得想点办法 大伙儿 We need some ideas here, people.
如果古斯特尔还活着就好了
古斯特尔 古斯特尔
外面那辆雪地摩托是你的吗？ That snowmobile outside, that's yours, isn't it?
是的 但它在外面 Yes, but it's outside.
我们怎么可以出去？ And how do we get there?
伙计们！ Guys.
什么？ What is?
天啊 Holy shit.
上帝啊！ Jesus!
外面怎么了？ What is it?
那就是我的雪地摩托 There's my snowmobile.
我们应该尝试去把它搞到手 We should just try and run for it.
不 这太危险了 No, it's too dangerous.
丧尸太多了 There are too many of them.
我有主意了 I think I have an idea.
我不认为这是个好主意 I am not sure this is a good idea.
至少这是一个主意 Well, at least it is an idea.
憋说话 Shh! Quiet.
伙计们！ Guys.
正式声明： Just for the record,
我没想到会出现这种情况 this is not how this was supposed to work.
等等我 ！ Hurry! Run, run!
妈的 Shit.
拜拜咯！
其他人怎么办？ What about the others?
管他们呢！ I don't care!
小心！ Watch out!
布兰卡 布兰卡 Branka.
你在哪儿？ Where are you?
布兰卡 - Branka! - Shh!
是一头该死的畜牲
我们必须离开这里 We have to get out of here.
你觉得我们可以顺利抵达山谷吗？ Do you think we can make it down to the valley?
在我的山上发生的事 都得留在我的山上 What happens on my mountain will stay on my mountain.
安全起见 Verstehst?
你什么意思？僵尸病毒？ What are you talking about, the zombie epidemic?
我们得到山谷里去 Of course we have to get down to the valley.
把这消息告诉大家 We have to warn somebody.
你在干什么 老头？ What the fuck, old man?
没有人可以去告诉任何人 Nobody warns anyone.
你在阁楼上并没有真的打电话给任何人对吗？ The phone calls you made in the attic, you didn't really call anyone, did you?
你没事吧？ Are you okay?
是的 我没事 Yeah, I'm fine.
他疯了 He's crazy.
布兰卡 起来！站起来！ Oh, my God. Branka, get up. Get up!
你们两个人渣
我们现在怎么办？ What are we going to do now?
我们继续往下走 We should continue going downhill.
但我们都不知道这条路通向哪儿 But we have no idea where this goes.
可能是条死路 This could be that dead-end valley.
丽塔在地图上演示过 Rita showed it to us on a map.
好
我有火柴 I've got matches.
我可以做一个火把 I could make a torch.
给你取暖 顺便吓跑那些小怪兽 You know, keeps you warm, keep away the creepy crawlies.
怪兽？ Creepy crawlies?
不不不 No, no, no, no.
我的意思是兔子 松鼠之类的... You know, I just meant like, uh... rabbits and squirrels and shit.
你要从兔子和松鼠手里把我救出 You're gonna save me from rabbits and squirrels?
真是大英雄！ My hero.
我给你买了这条围脖 I bought you this scarf.
现在已经无关紧要了 Doesn't matter now.
我们必须找到方法击败他们 We must find a way to beat them.
打败他们？ Beat them.
怎么打败他们？ Beat them how?
和他们来场舞蹈比赛吗？ A dance contest?
- 操 - 你受伤了？ - Fuck. - Are you hurt?
这儿？没有 这是.. That? No, it's...
- 让我看看 ！ - 没什么 - Let me see. - It's nothing.
- 让我看看 ！ - 真没什么 - Let me see. - It's nothing.
别这样 Don't.
我倒些烈酒上去消消毒 I will put some schnapps on it for disinfection.
烈酒也不管用的 I don't think schnapps is gonna do it.
我的表弟阿恩...僵尸专家 You know my cousin Arne, the zombie expert?
他会告诉你... Well, he would tell you that...
你唯一的选择是...杀了我 you're only choice is to...
杀了你？你疯了吗？ Kill you? Are you crazy?
就是这样 不然几分钟后我就会要杀你的 It's that or, in a few minutes, I'm gonna try to kill you.
你也会变成一个僵尸 Turn you into a zombie person.
我不是在开玩笑 I'm not kidding.
你不动手的话.. Either you walk out of here alive...
咱们两个都得死 ...or neither of us do.
咱们没法都活下来 But not both.
妈的！ Ah, fuck.
耶稣 玛利亚和约瑟夫.. Jesus, Maria, und Josef.
你这可怜的小东西
你想去见上帝吗？
我该放你走吗？
该死的
- 你没事吧？ - 没事 - Are you okay? - Sure.
点亮火把 Just light the torch.
是什么？ What was that?
什么？ What?
我听到了声响 I thought I heard something.
树枝断裂的声音 Just a dangling branch.
你得抓稳这东西 You have hold this thing still.
抱歉 我没法不颤抖 I'm sorry. Can't stop shivering.
我以前见过这种东西 I've seen something like this before.
他们通常用它做... Don't they usually use this for...
捕熊夹！ Bear trap!
- 天啊 别动！ - 妈的！ - Oh, my God! Steve! - Fuck!
痛吗？ Does it hurt?
实际上 没那么痛 Actually, no. It's not too bad.
这靴子真棒！ These boots are awesome.
- 史蒂夫？ - 怎么了？ - Steve. - What?
僵尸！ Zombie.
天啊！ Oh, my God.
不好 Shit.
是我妈的电话 It's my mom.
别接 别接 No! Don't answer it.
他们对音乐有反应 They're reacting to the music.
快 给我打电话！给我打电话 Quick, call me on my cell.
跑 Run!
继续！ Bring it on!
"继续"是什么意思？ What does it mean, "Bring it on?"
就是动手 明白吗？不要害怕！ Just do it, okay? Don't be afraid!
继续！ Just, just bring it on!
- 我数三下好吗？ - 好 - On three, all right? - Okay.
一 One...
二... two...
三！ three!
丽塔 你必须 ... Rita, you have to...
你到底在干什么？ What the fuck!
抱歉 Oh, I'm sorry!
抱歉 抱歉 抱歉 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
抱歉 I'm so sorry.
抱歉 抱歉 抱歉 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- 丽塔.. - 什么？ Rita.
我想说几句 I wanna say something.
该死的 Damn it.
我希望能说些酷话 I wish I had something cool to say.
生命... - Life. - Ja?
生命是... Life is...
生命真的... It's really just...
不 我没什么要说... No, I got nothing.
我们去试试缆车能不能用 Let's see if we can make the lift work.
我以为我们要往山谷跑 I thought we were trying to go downhill.
听着 如果音乐管用 Listen, if this thing with the music works,
咱们就可以回去救乔什 maybe we can go back and save Josh.
我希望它对我有用 Uphill works for me.
禁止入内
本来这样是很浪漫的 你怎么想？ This could almost be romantic when you think about it.
怎么了？ What?
我意思是 如果一切没变得这么糟的话 I just mean if everything weren't so fucked up right now.
我说的不只是僵尸的事儿 And I don't just mean the flesh-eating maniacs.
你说的对 如果一切完全不像现在这样的话 You're right. If absolutely everything were different,
现在可能是一个浪漫时刻 this could be a romantic moment.
听着... Look, I...
我很抱歉 好吗？我抱歉 I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry. I, uh...
我以为你喜欢我有趣的样子 I thought that you liked that I was funny.
确实 我喜欢你有趣 I do. I like that you are funny.
我只是讨厌你做事不认真 I just hate that you are not serious.
史蒂夫 Damn it, Steve.
我费劲心力使这一切成为可能 为你 I worked my ass off to make all this possible for you,
为乔什 还有我自己 for Josh, and for me.
然后.. And then...
你把所有事情搞砸了 then you just pissed it away.
- 我能问你件事吗 ？ - 什么？ - Can I ask you something? - What?
如果我们能够离开这儿 你会给我第二次机会吗？ If we make it out, would you give me a second chance?
好吧 能给我第二十次第二次机会吗？ Okay, the 22nd chance?
能否活下来还畜牲 That's a huge "if."
咱们先度过这道难关再说 Let's cross that bridge...
如果能成功的话 if we ever get to it.
好 Okay.
如果你认为我们死定了 Well, seeing as you think we're gonna die anyway,
那我要说些一直想说的话 I might as well say something that I've been meaning to say.
什么？ What's that?
你为何半路抛下我？ Would it kill you to meet me halfway?
我明白 我是个混蛋 但... I mean, I know, I get it. I am a fuckup, but...
你有必要总是那么严肃吗？ why do you have to be so damn serious all the time?
不能偶尔找点乐趣吗？ Can you have a little fun once in a while?
我想我可以尝试找点乐趣 I suppose I can work on that. A little.
也许在接下来几个小时里？ Like maybe in the next couple of hours or so?
如果我们没有变成...你知道 If we don't turn into... you know.
你能看到我吗？ Now you see me...
现在看不到了 ...now you don't.
古斯特尔 Gustl.
古斯特尔 古斯特尔 Gustl, Gustl.
请允许我 Do allow me.
乔什？ Josh.
噢 亲爱的 Buddy.
咱们得摆脱这些混蛋 Let's get these bastards.
嘿 伙计们 这边走 Hey, guys, over here, this way.
减价时间到了 伙计们 Hey, happy hour, guys!
这是聚会之地 接着走 This is where the party's at. Keep walking.
快 Come on.
该你了 It's all yours.
你让事情变得如此容易 You make it look so easy.
- 僵尸... - ...是... - Zombies... - Are...
- ...死 - ...肉... - Dead... - Meat.
不对吗？ Well, duh.
你们选错地方聚会了
丽塔 不要！ Rita, don't!
快走 Move!
跑 Run!
双蒸酒！
我差不多喝够了
他们太多了 There are too many.
我们完蛋了 Now we become dead.
我们有滑雪板 And we've got fucking snowboards.
我这样做不是为了打动你 I'm not doing this to impress you.
很好 你在进步 Good. You're learning.
你个傻帽
史蒂夫！用滑雪板 Steve! Use your board!
强悍的史蒂夫·奥尔森 Mighty Steve Olson.
看 他不再是以前的自己了（披头士歌词） Look! He's not half the man he used to be.
天啊！你真逗 Jesus. Now you're a comedian.
我只是喘不过气来 I'm just pumped.
不是笑 就是叫 It's either laugh or scream.
没错 我一直就是这种感觉 Yeah, that's pretty much how I feel all the time.
好 我已经 ... Well, alrighty, I, uh...
是的 我知道... Yeah, yeah, go, go
乔什！ Josh!
快 动手 Come on, do it.
杀了他 ！ Kill him.
这是乔什 But it's Josh.
不是乔什 不再是了 It's not Josh. Not anymore.
我不能 I can't.
我明白 但他会杀了我们的 I get it, but he's kind of going to kill us.
好吧 奇迹发生了 Okay, that happened.
他是个很好的人 He was such a nice guy.
乔什很牛b 毫无疑问 Josh rocked, no question.
今天供应肉末
我们会离开这座山 布兰卡 We're gonna get off this rock, Branka.
我非常同意 I am so with you.
但首先 我们要杀了剩下的这些烦人的混蛋 But first we'll kill every last one of those walking, drooling meat bags.
你解决那几个荡妇 You take the party sluts,
我搞定那个怪厨师 and I'll go for the creepy cook,
就结束了 then we are done.
布兰卡 Branka!
丽塔！把电缆绞进扫雪机 Rita! Put the cable in the snowblower!
什么？ What?
做就是了！马上！ Just do it! Now!
你疯了吗？ Are you crazy?!
把它绞进去 Now turn it on!
快！ Just do it!
你是疯了 You are crazy.
史蒂夫！ Steve!
史蒂夫！ Steve.
告诉我 你没被感动 Tell me you're not impressed.
实际上 我感动了 Actually, I am.
我抓住你了 Got you!
放开我 Let me go!
没门 ！ No way.
你会死的！ You'll die.
去你的 Fuck you.
那我放手了 Then I'll let go.
那我也会掉下去 Then I'll let go too.
这样我们都要死了 So now we both have to die?
这是一整天我听到的最蠢的主意 The stupidest idea I've heard all day.
至少这是一个主意 Well, at least it is an idea.
等等 Wait.
把那钩子给我 Hand me that crowbar.
你知道... You know...
当需要时 你可以很认真的 you do serious pretty well too.
是 你也是 Yeah, and you.
你知道这是什么雪对吗？ You do realize what this snow is, don't you?
我倒希望你不要提起这事儿 I was hoping you wouldn't bring it up.
所以... So...
我们现在怎么做？ and what do we do now?
什么怎么做？ What do we do about what?
那些东西 Those things.
听 听！ Listen.
从山谷传来的 Down in the valley.
我们都离开这座山 We're all gonna get off this rock,
会没事的 and it's going to be fine.
相信我们 Trust us.
我们走 Bring it on.